Alkaline smiles

ho ho hong kong

world’s best santa just announced. who knew there were such succinct rules to being santa?

  • Santa has to be nice to everyone, especially children.
  • Santa has to be completely sober.
  • Santa [suit] has to be clean and looking its Santa best (red or gray and white)!
  • Santa can have a big beard, but not a silly mask.

in this case, i think they should cut the guy a break. a little alcoholidays might make santa more gregarious and give an asian warm, rosy cheeks


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